SKYEAS

DEEP IN THE BALTIC.

2011-10-18T17:03:00.000+02:00

I've decided to quit Facebook for awhile. I just realized it was getting a bit out of hand, seriously. I don't think anyone can choke up a News Feed faster than I can and often times I hold myself back from sharing the pointless things I find online.

It's been almost a full 12 hour day now and although I have typed and then deleted 'facebook.com' from the URL bar in the browser a couple of times, I have NOT succumbed yet! I'm a proud mamma.

Damsels in distress on a ship to Estonia. Read on...

This weekend we went on a weekend trip to Tallinn, Estonia. Would I go again? Maybe, if I seriously had nothing else to do. That cruise ship was full of poor, smelly, alcoholic Nokia users and I was pretty uncomfortable the whole time. Tallinn itself was great though. The town was pretty empty, except for a few handfuls of tourists walking along streets lined with old run-down buildings covered in graffiti. I'm guessing the locals were either nursing their Saturday night hangovers or out re-stocking their alcohol supplies at the many vodka/beer/run hypermarkets scattered around town.

We spoke to a few locals and discovered an awesome cafe/bar (every establishment in Tallinn is /bar, deparment-store/bar, kindergarten/bar, funeralhome/club/bar) called Must Pudel. Weird name, I was definitely expecting a hole-in-the-wall with a heavy-set pink-faced Russian lady as our waitress and cook but I was, thankfully, surprised.

The journey back was spent in duty free of course, stealing skincare products. How? First you visit the Amarula sampling booth in the booze section, you ask if she can give you some of the empty plastic shot cups she's using to pour the booze in, then you head over to the skincare area, choose a sample (Clinique Dramatically Different Moisturizing Gel), now casually look over your shoulder then violently pump that good shit straight into the cups.

Uh, dont judge me, a bottle costs over 30EUR. I ain't paying for that.

YOU CAN TRY BUT YOU'LL NEVER GET THERE.

2011-06-09T19:08:00.002+02:00

could you watch this all day?

i have

FROFRO.

2011-06-08T08:54:00.002+02:00

Gui Boratto - Azzurra by underhisempire2

SINGAPURA.

2011-06-08T08:36:00.003+02:00

First night at Na's home away from home where Chemists flowed all night. Possibly the most dangerous drink ever created.

Frozen yoghurt break:

Resume drinking immediately:

LUCKY? WHO ME?

2011-06-08T08:05:00.002+02:00

I have been having the worst luck in the world these last few weeks. My flight to Germany is first cancelled due to the volcano in Iceland and now right before I depart back for KL from Singapore (20mins before to be exact) I realize I left my passport along with my iPod and cash in the handicapped toilet. I go back to find that some mini-me has taken it. This is karma biting me hard in the ass. First of all, I LOVE using handicapped toilets. The feeling of discovering a handicapped toilet available and unlocked, for me, is indescribable. There are some rare amazing occasions where from far, i can see the door to the handicapped toilet slightly ajar. This my friends, is even better. It's immediate gratification. Secondly, the reason why I believe this is karma is because ever since the iPhone 4 was released, I have been actively searching for a misplaced iPhone in public areas. Right before I left Stockholm, my sister called me to tell me someone had left theirs in a fitting room at Zara. My reaction was similar to stepping into a handicapped toilet, but not as intense...

The nightmare of applying for a new passport and a new Chinese work visa has begun. One cannot comprehend how incompetent and slow this country's immigration officers are. I honed in on the only other chinese officer in the room, smiled a bit, leaned over alot and flashed a nip here and there and managed to skip the 400 other people in queue and have my application processed within the hour.

All there's left to do is to wait it out.

SWELLS.

2011-04-14T02:24:00.000+02:00

Dreaming in Azerbaijan.

One day, hopefully in the near future I'll ride the waves and feel them pound me over and over again. Just me, a lubricated surf board, riding and getting pounded. Sounds like a great day at the beach. COWABUNGA!

Shane Mack - I Like That by underhisempire2

ADVICE.

2011-04-12T15:26:00.000+02:00

i dont mind giving advice to my friends. thats what friends are for but there's a certain limit to my advice giving. that limit is reached when you never actually use it, you just use me.

and bitch, when you fuck up, ain't nothing here for you.

A MESSAGE FROM MISS HONEY.

2011-04-02T20:01:00.000+02:00

from now on, whenever i tell someone to shut the fuck up, i will do it with sassy crocodile hands.

I LIVE.

2011-04-01T02:11:00.001+02:00

hours of sex and the city and a bag of chips later. shanghai, please be a little more exciting than this.

FIGHTING THE RECESSION!

2011-04-01T01:36:00.002+02:00

I fought the recession today by buying three pairs of jeans from the Fifth Avenue Shoe Repair clearance sale at 200SEK a pop. Pretty good considering the retail price of one lies at 1400SEK.

FIGHT!

I also fight the recession by staying home on thursdays to fart in shoeboxes and stare at my vagina with a hand-mirror while listening to groovy tunes.

Body Language - Social Studies (Plastic Plates Remix) by underhisempire2

For further tips on how to fight the recession check the video out after the skiptomylou.

SEASON'S GREETINGS!

2010-12-21T11:31:00.002+01:00

BOXES AND THINGS.

2010-12-17T00:01:00.000+01:00

A little Florence and the Machine/Marina and the Diamonds and Christina with the Pubic Lice.

Icelandic Artist FTW! Must watch the music vid with the song.

IS THAT A PROFESSIONAL?

2010-11-18T10:21:00.001+01:00

CITIZENM

amsterdam in january! the air tickets and amazing hotel you see above has been booked.

FRESH NEW EYES.

2010-11-07T22:39:00.000+01:00

after weekends of running around stockholm for apartment viewings we have finally bought one and seriously out of all the apartments that i looked at, this is by far the best.

19th of JANUARY COME QUICK.

open kitchen and living room

mmm. get wait to get in that bed.

now for some music.

the first track is the recently released single from lykke li. and the second track is another one from dent may.

Lykke Li - Get Some by underhisempire2

Dent May - When You Were Mine by underhisempire2

WINTER SUN.

2010-11-04T11:18:00.000+01:00

a whole month it has beeen. how times flies, happy birthday to sabina who turns 20!

currently looking for apartments and i have found one that i have fallen for but until my entire family starts shitting massive wads of cash i am forced to look for something even smaller *hold back vomit* or even worse... OUT OF THE CITY *giddy from the nausea*

just kidding.

heres an artist i have discovered on nylonTV.

Dent May- Meet Me In The Garden by underhisempire2

SHARING IS CARING.

2010-10-01T19:48:00.000+02:00

new pinhole camera which i had to assemble all by myself. it took three days in total, look at the insane instructions...

an ABSOLUTE favorite at the moment:

Foster The People - Pumped Up Kicks by underhisempire2

we went back to the summer house for a day to meet the grandparents and have some good old swedish food.

Fenech-Soler self titled album out now. The only other song worth listening to however is 'Lies'.

Fenech-Soler - Stop and Stare by underhisempire2

DET KOMMA ALDRIG BRINNA SÅ IGEN.

2010-09-22T22:47:00.002+02:00

school work = a cleaner toilet, an updated blog and trimmed pubes.

a big shout out to VANESSA, happy 21st birthday ya NASTY.

Oskar Linnros - 25 by underhisempire2

C.U.N.T

2010-09-08T23:29:00.000+02:00

to my extra special girl who's WERQIN' it in shanghai. this EXTRAVAGANZA is for you.

Robyn - Criminal Intent by underhisempire2

Montauk - The Speed of Light by underhisempire2

Thieves Like Us - Shyness by underhisempire2

and remember, if you cant love yourself. how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?

can i get an amen up in here?!

SEM 2.

2010-09-02T08:50:00.000+02:00

lots'o peanut butter, the breakfast of champions. this will hopefully sustain me till lunchtime

semester 2 has begun!

GREEN EYES.

2010-08-28T13:04:00.001+02:00

GENIUS!

LONG DAYS.

2010-08-26T11:05:00.000+02:00

how adorable is this ad? i love it.

here are some pictures of my 'new' apartment:

YAH. i know the only differences are the curtains but they make a big difference OKAY?

A NEW BEGINNING.

2010-08-21T23:13:00.000+02:00

today my little sister, hanna starts boarding school in sigtuna. we were all so nervous when we got to the boarding home but when we unpacking it seemed like everything felt ok, like there was nothing to worry about. of course, thats just how i felt.

her first day has already come and gone much like how the next three years will. *sad face* my little girl is growing up so fast!

ANYWAY, here are some tracks from a current favorite band.

Stornoway - I Saw You Blink by underhisempire2

Stornoway - Zorbing by underhisempire2

DONT BE JEALOUS OF MY BOOGIE.

2010-08-19T19:21:00.000+02:00

WARNING

THE IMAGES YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE MAY INDUCE

SQUEALING, GASPING AND ULTIMATELY

A LONGING FOR ONE OF YOUR OWN BUNDLES OF POO-POO.

Lemaitre-The-Friendly-Sound by underhisempire2

Adrian Lux - Teenage Crime (Radio Edit) by underhisempire2

Gayngs - Faded High by underhisempire2

Lykke Li - Dance Dance Dance (Grandtheft Remix) by underhisempire2

HURDLING TOWARDS THE SUN.

2010-08-19T19:05:00.000+02:00

now that im back in sweden i've realized how blessed i am with the giant speed of my broadband here. life is so much more fun considering most of my life is spent in front of this macbook.

i've been to and fro my summer place in gavle and stockholm. its nice having to be out in the country especially when its good weather. you can run around naked, pick berries naked and even bike naked. everyone does that in the rural parts of sweden.

aint NO ONE ready for DAT.

HOT DIGGITY.

2010-08-14T11:59:00.000+02:00

imagine if justin bieber landed a guest star role in one of the twilight movies. yeah how insane would that be? actually no, answer me this, how many weeks will it take for those movie theaters to remove the STENCH of vagina from the seats?

I LOVE HIM! ZOMG ONE LESS LONELY GIRL

HONEY. IM HOME.

2010-08-12T13:23:00.000+02:00

back in stockholm and what a great time it is to be back. the weather's great and the whole family is crammed in the apartment cleaning, watching house and missing KL.

vanessa you may have your dino mug from universals, but my coffee bean water TUMBLER trumps yours anyday.

YOU SAID ENOUGH.

2010-07-20T14:24:00.000+02:00

GAMLA KLASSIKER.

2010-07-17T20:33:00.000+02:00

some personal favorites revisited and remixed.

Flight Facilities - Crave You (Bxentric Remix)

La Roux - Bulletproof (Acoustic)

Right click, Save As to download.

CHICKEN SKIN AND NOODLES.

2010-07-15T18:52:00.000+02:00

you know, penang is a great place but most importantly penang is a place to take your kids if you really wanna scare the SHIT out of them. imagine, you're a kid and you're at the beach just chilling, building your sand castle, just minding your own business.

when all of a sudden you look up and you see THIS:

COMING AT YOU AT FULL SPEED ON THIS:

OR ON THIS:

OR DROPPING OUT OF THE SKY ON THIS MOTHERFUCKER:

you dont see that everyday in europe but you do in penang, because in asia, EVERYTHING is possible.

TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART.

2010-07-08T18:35:00.001+02:00

every fucking cinema in malaysia is fully booked for the new eclipse movie. im actually itching to see it, why?

i dont know... MAYBE BECAUSE ITS FUCKING TWILIGHT FOOLS. thats all the reason you need right? RIGHT?....

TRULY.

2010-06-26T00:43:00.000+02:00

back home in malaysia and it has kicked off with a bottle of whiskey and some good company.

HOW THE OTHER.

2010-06-16T19:31:00.000+02:00

I HEARD YOU.

2010-06-16T19:17:00.000+02:00

Pitbull - Maldito Alcohol by underhisempire2

A SILENT F.

2010-06-16T18:40:00.000+02:00

you forget how crucial air conditioning is until you come back home to kuala lumpur. another thing which one forgets is crucial is lube, once you go lube you never go back you know? anyway here are more pictures of mainly food because i'm having a hard time finding good new music.

JUMP ON.

2010-06-14T20:31:00.038+02:00

food, food, FOOD. its all about the food right now; from durians to butter prawns and finally some supper from the good ole' KAPITAN.

WATHUP BEECHEZ?

2010-06-10T00:18:00.000+02:00

it doesnt get any better than marc and amanda.

Dennis Ferrer - Hey Hey by underhisempire

IVE NEVER BEEN THIS FAR AWAY FROM HOME.

2010-06-01T01:00:00.000+02:00

the month of may ended with a blast. i will definitely be looking forward to come back in august.

SONG(s) OF THE MOMENT

Robyn - Dancing On My Own (Fred Falke Edit) by underhisempire

Robyn - Dancing On My Own by underhisempire

LAND LAND LAND.

2010-05-26T11:26:00.002+02:00

when you’re feeling blue and in that strange mood where your mind is completely blank and everything you see is just processed them dumped, you need some loud shitty electronica to compliment your session and take you to the dark sweaty dancefloor where you should be.

Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Dull Life (The Dirty Tees Remix) by underhisempire

Penguin Prison - Something I'm Not (Krispin Korg Remix) by underhisempire

Afrojack & Steve Aoki - No Beef by underhisempire

SPLIT SCREEN.

2010-05-18T18:09:00.001+02:00

"Life is partly what we make it,

and partly what it is made by the friends we choose."

AS WE GO ON.

2010-05-16T22:03:00.003+02:00

8 bobby pins

1 pair of monster socks

60 strands of hair

1 bottle of gentle vaginal cleansing soap

and three weeks worth of memories

these are a few things vjs has left me with. until next time madderfackers

FRESH OFF THE BOAT FROM NEVERLAND.

2010-04-25T17:38:00.001+02:00

children should be seen, not heard.

2010-04-13T07:32:00.004+02:00

byebye ANNNGGGEEELLLLLL.

YOU GOTTA TRY THIS CHEESE.

2010-04-12T22:14:00.001+02:00

ever since easter break has ended i have been obsessed with reading and finding new books to read. this largely has to do with the fact that when you read a book, you are automatically interesting and smart. since i'm neither, i can at LEAST give the impression to strangers that i am, right? because what other people think about you IS important, i dont care what your self-help book says.

im so glad its getting warmer, getting up in the morning isnt as depressing as usual and there seems to be alot more people to perve on, but of course theres always gotta be that one person that ruins a sunny day for the rest of us.

R.I.P

anyway, here are two tracks from a finnish group called Helsinki 78-82. thanks paprikka!

Helsinki 78-82 - Cruising by underhisempire

Helsinki 78-82 - So Lifelike (feat. Villa Nah) by underhisempire

BAYBAY.

2010-04-06T21:53:00.001+02:00

MY WHOLE LIFE.

2010-04-06T02:57:00.002+02:00

im back, back to reality and back to the expensive and dreary life that is stockholm.

Kelis - Acapella by underhisempire

WAIT FOR ME.

2010-03-23T23:37:00.004+01:00

the lack of updates can be blamed on school work and excessive devotion to tweezing and shaving of my...you can choose a dirty word.

however, the little free time that i do manage to squeeze from my busy schedule has been used to discover new music. i share the fruits of my labor with you NOW.

Pacific! - Hold Me (Breakbot Remix) by underhisempire
Pacific! - Runaway To Elsewhere (Breakbot Remix) by underhisempire

download pacific! - reveries here

TOYS.

2010-03-21T14:08:00.000+01:00

Monchhichi Monchhichi

Oh so soft and cuddly

With a thumb in your mouth she's really neat

Fun to wiggle his little feet

Ya ya ya

Happy happy Monchhichi

WORKING 9 TO 25.

2010-03-16T22:49:00.004+01:00

sometimes you just need a fucking break alright?

FIRST LOVE.

2010-03-13T20:57:00.002+01:00

i love surprise visits, especially when that surprise comes all the way from another country and keeping with the 'surprise' theme of the evening, isnt RAPE just surprise sex?

i think we should all be a little more grateful, dont you?

WHENEVER WHATEVER.

2010-03-11T23:10:00.000+01:00

i absolutely have no inspiration to write, school is sucking all the energy out of me via the three large pimples on my face.

POST 100

2010-03-11T04:09:00.000+01:00

its been awhile but you know its hard to blog when you have so many after-parties and events to attend (a.k.a my birthday and one other night out). but sometimes when i blog, i just get distracted and i just dance in my room in my panties to really ghetto music, so blame it on the hippity hop and you dont stop:

this is me just, you know, doing what i do best.

LIKE IT IS.

2010-03-03T20:15:00.002+01:00

Mayer Hawthorne - Just Ain't Gonna Work Out by underhisempire

i can't help myself but to sing when i hear this song, just like how i can't help but touch myself when i see this:

or this:

its so wrong, its right.

SUN WAS HIGH.

2010-03-02T22:04:00.000+01:00

GIVE ME SPRING.

CUCKOO.

2010-03-02T21:11:00.002+01:00

im kinda digging mariah carey's new short hair-do.

it screams: im a proud half-black, half-white woman and imma sing every song that comes up and you nigga's gon' SHUT UP, SIT DOWN AND HAVE SOME GADDAMN FUN.

TGIF.

2010-02-26T08:03:00.000+01:00

congratulations

to archie for getting his FAHKING work visa!!

Madonna - Celebration (Benny Benassi Remix) by underhisempire

I CAN TAKE TWO.

2010-02-25T23:19:00.000+01:00

have you ever had to suppress the call of nature for hours, to the point where you can't think straight and you end up walking around in the supermarket for much longer than you really needed?

well... i haven't.

IM A TRAINED PROFESSIONAL.

2010-02-24T23:42:00.000+01:00

TWENTY YEARS OLD NEXT WEEK.

a recap of last year's march 5th.

KAOS BULLAR.

2010-02-23T20:23:00.001+01:00

today has been the strangest day, i dont know how to describe it but i felt so happy when walking back from the train station. maybe it has to do with the trains finally working so i dont have to hitchhike to school tomorrow, but i think its more than that.

i mean, i fucking BAKED today. thats always a good sign...

finally vanessa, the lesbian gets skype. the only drawback is seeing noah give her cunnilingus.

SHAMELESS, SPEECHLESS.

oh, you may think like this is an actual picture of sliced tomatoes but in reality it is so much more. they are FUCKING painted! amazeballs, seriously. click this link to learn more about the struggling artist who will soon be my roommate for a few months. u got that linna? a -FEW- months. ;)

SWEAT SWEAT.

2010-02-22T20:33:00.000+01:00

im lying in bed with a fever, listening to the most sexual songs. while im under the covers sweating through every pore of my body, feeling absolutely shit, beyonce is singing about how she wants it deeper. for some reason it works. dont ask me why or how but it does.

ps. i know it looks like beyonce's balls are hanging out of her skirt. they were supposed to be sweat droplets but i kinda liked how they look so i didnt change them. its like one of those beautiful accidents.

GENERATION NOW.

2010-02-21T21:36:00.000+01:00

BITCH, this is what gon' happen if you take ma laundry room time again. my slap-a-bitch arm is STRONG.

ON MY RADAR.

2010-02-21T04:48:00.000+01:00

what a fucking waste of time.

HAPPENSTANCE.

2010-02-19T00:25:00.001+01:00

this brings me back to one year ago, where i stood under dim street lamps in the cool night air waiting for someone to pick me up. i know, i just described myself as a prostitute.

Rachael Yamagata - Meet Me By The Water by underhisempire

HOME IS WHERE YOU ARE.

2010-02-17T22:47:00.002+01:00

the scent of potato chips and fat girls fill my nostrils while the pale pasty skin of the general public reflect the sun rays into my eyes. its a beautiful day to touchdown in the united kingdom.

i take a vibrating bus from the john lennon airport to liverpool lime train station and by the time i arrive i had reached climax about three and a half times. i have quite a sensitive vagina.

another two hours on the train and i finally reach my destination, leeds. i cover the entire shopping district in 2 hours and before sunset i'm bored.

ok this was so incredibly good, however it literally felt like biting into a sponge soaked in oil.

a delicious crunchy sponge...

shopping was incroyable! here we are in liverpool, the city center was really sleek and aesthetically pleasing.
if only its inhabitants could reflect an ounce of that :'(

AND SO WAS I.

2010-02-12T00:20:00.001+01:00

yeahh tomorrow morning i'm off to liverpool then leeds. izz gon' be much funzz.

this will be the first time i'm gonna be away from my macbook. even while im lying here typing this, i feel kinda sad. so i guess you can say this trip is kinda bittersweet.

DREARY SHE.

2010-02-11T22:15:00.000+01:00

im digging the music video, especially at 2:54 when rihanna tries to smell her own ass.

YOUSE'A DAMN FOO.

2010-02-11T00:27:00.006+01:00

ok so right now, my ego is superficially inflated, much like heidi montag's breasts:

being scouted by nisch on the way home from foobar today really turned the night around and to top it off i'll be flying off to england this weekend.

DAMAGE.

2010-02-10T10:11:00.012+01:00

A: i have to go now but before i go can you do one thing for me?
V: yeah! sure.

A: imagine you and your mom are laying side by side on the bed, you guys have your legs spread wide open while your dad goes down on you and your dog goes down on your mom.

V: ...
V: actually my dog going down on my mom is kinda cute.
A: ...

HANG UP THE CHICK HABIT

2010-02-08T00:32:00.000+01:00

jennas dvd has been traveling all over the ghetto south side of stockholm and it is finally seen sunday night. it was definitely worth the wait.

i mean, who doesnt love a little lap dance and lesbian fight scene?
An April March - Chick Habit by underhisempire

DO I LOOK LIKE A SLUT?

2010-02-06T13:30:00.000+01:00

friday night, a milestone in my swedish life.

a new couch adorns the living room and the first time someone referred to sticking vegetables in someone's anus other than me.

ECHO ECHO ECHO.

2010-02-04T01:25:00.001+01:00

lovin' it.

click to see more of the photographic stylings of anthony goicolea.

HOOTIN & HOWLIN.

2010-02-02T20:32:00.000+01:00

anyone who knows me well enough understands how perfect this pin is for me, and it's white so it could go with any outfit.

LITTLE LION MAN.

2010-02-01T23:23:00.001+01:00

(i took the liberty of censoring the pits, you should thank me.)

that pretty much sums up the entire cheap monday fashion show that emma and i went to earlier this evening.

however, i did see some relatively famous bloggers such as susie bubble, yvan yodic and daniel from KING. i definitely would have given those three a rim job at the same time for front row seats.

is that even possible?... thats really not the point.

NO TIME FOR SNOOZING.

2010-01-31T22:24:00.003+01:00

morning soaf. these ones are for you, play them in the shower and lather your naked body to the beat.

WARNING

they're quite uptempo so avoid the crotch area if you wanna make it to school on time, if u know what i mean.

Chromeo - Bonafied Lovin' by underhisempire
Mumford & Sons - Little Lion Man by underhisempire

Telephoned - Million Dollar Bill by underhisempire

AUGMENTED.

2010-01-30T23:13:00.000+01:00

the brand spanking new united colors of benetton campaign has been finally released!

bruce la bruce, signe, tobias ikea lindqvist

tobias ikea lindqvist, sally meloveyoulongtime chang-woo

WITH A LITTLE HELP.

2010-01-30T11:36:00.003+01:00

friday night was exactly what i needed, its been awhile since i've had a decent conversation in english, and by that i mean being able to throw the word 'vagina' around a lot.

I DIGRESS.

2010-01-29T08:32:00.000+01:00

let the madness begin. i sincerely hope there is nothing for me for my wallet's sake.

AN ETERNITY.

2010-01-29T00:21:00.003+01:00

i need things in my life to move faster. classes drag on for days, group work like months and i'm spending years in programming assignments.

here's something worth sharing before i start drooling on my pillow:

The Temper Trap - Love Lost by underhisempire

dont you just love drool crust in the morning?

mums.

MERCEDES-BENZ PRESS LUNCH

2010-01-28T20:02:00.002+01:00

the mercedes-benz press lunch (that just sounds so much better than wtvr you guys did today didnt it?) was fun.

the food was good, there was no fucking wine or champagne which is kinda the whole reason why emma and i went. however, we did have wine after we filled our bellies and i ended up going to class feeling mighty fine.

thats me with my mercedes-benz press lunch gift and i've already filled it with nude pictures of your mom!

HEAVY FLOW DAY?

2010-01-27T20:32:00.000+01:00

okay, so it definitely doesn't look as awesome as i thought it would be and it's kinda like, uh that's just a big itouch, but its from apple and its new so i want it.

"I mean that's just like the rules of feminism!"

FULL CIRCLE.

2010-01-27T19:47:00.007+01:00

my profile is now online, i got chocolates in the mail, i've been invited for a press lunch and a fashion show. where the fuck am i and what happened to my mundane existence?

Timbaland - Marching On ft. One Republic by underhisempire

OH, I'LL TAKE TWO.

2010-01-25T23:52:00.000+01:00

i, die.

if this is remotely close to what apple will be unveiling this wednesday then i need it yesterday.

OUT OF SIGHT OUT OF MIND.

2010-01-20T21:27:00.000+01:00

what do you call this kind of person?

uhh... friends with benefits?

ew.

INSIDE YOURE JUST A LITTLE BABY.

2010-01-19T22:18:00.001+01:00

Hi, my name's Aaron and I'm a DSV whore.

from now on i'll be at school from 0900 to 1600 doing double courses. i might as well begin turning tricks to earn some extra cash at school.

thats right. who new XXXHTML could be so fun?

I THINK YOU'RE A CONTRA.

2010-01-18T20:15:00.000+01:00

roberto cavalli fall 2010

this saturday seals my future here in sweden.

there's no doubt about how that feels, i know you should try to make the best of the situation but the fact that i even have to refer to that is just really disappointing.

alot of love to you, na.
for the intimate details of your privates. the bbm sessions are a godsend in this forsaken desert that is my life. SHAKRABABA.

and of course to AXEL, who gets me through everything.

HOW MAY I HELPCHU?

2010-01-18T20:10:00.011+01:00

PRADA SS10

SO APROPROS.

2010-01-17T23:28:00.001+01:00

Bon Iver - Lump Sum by underhisempire

this really is the album of my life.

DANGER.

2010-01-17T19:31:00.000+01:00

i almost killed myself making an onion omelet last night.

lesson learned!

REVV IT UP.

2010-01-16T14:55:00.006+01:00

DISCO TYME

20 pages later, through blood, tears and lots of sweat here i am; cooking late lunch, looking forward to tonight.

BLOOM.

2010-01-16T13:41:00.000+01:00

wooyoungmi ss10

lagom ss10

finally, spring is here. at least in campaigns... now if i could only find a way to make some quick cash to buy these clothes..

anyway. thats all from me. :D

before you go...

please leave a comment with your name, telephone number and address if you're rich and horny.

BURY MY DEEP IN YOUR HEART.

2010-01-15T18:19:00.004+01:00

thats me before and after masturbating. no, i'm totally kidding.

anyways, i've been procrastinating ever since i got back from school. i should be studying, instead i've added a little music to the blog.

check that out.

oh, and now its dinner time! the books can wait...

ABHORRENT.

2010-01-15T12:47:00.002+01:00

this is how i felt when i bit into my sandwich at pancini/pacini/punani in kista gallerian.

wtvr that deli is called it was disgusting.

i should have just stayed in school and have half cooked chicken fillets instead.

WELL OILED.

2010-01-14T20:15:00.000+01:00

this could have been me when i was a kid if my parents got me a fuckin ukelele.

it's common knowledge that all asian children are born to cover jason mraz songs.

UNFORGIVABLE.

2010-01-11T19:37:00.003+01:00

what?! i'm allowed one of these every once in a while okay? damn.. get off my balls whydontchu.

anywho, the latest addition to the wardrobe are a pair of purple velour h&m trousers. what?!

jesus christ, mary and joseph. i cant catch a break.

PORQUE, MARIA?!

2010-01-10T20:42:00.001+01:00

what's your purpose for getting up in the morning? (having to take a shit isn't what i'm looking for). supposedly, just being able to have an answer to that question could potentially increase your life span by a few years.

video here

I WANT TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD.

2010-01-09T22:13:00.000+01:00

grocery shopping alone, cooking in an empty apartment and having dinner by myself. its not as bad as it sounds and school is looking up.

im being optimistic. :D

SANTA BABY

2009-12-29T22:29:00.001+01:00

when someone asks you how your christmas was, what they really wanna know is if you got better presents than them... or at least, thats what i wanna know.

and you wanna know why i wanna know?

axe = the scent of puberty in a can

SNAP SNAP.

2009-12-19T11:08:00.001+01:00

this is what the photoshoot was like on thursday.

i was smizing from 3 to 6.

THE FINALIST.

2009-12-16T13:07:00.000+01:00

manjula chapati ragachundran, miss malaysia 2009

omg, like totally sekshual.

NSFW.

2009-12-03T22:43:00.005+01:00

reow.

oh...i'm sorry. did your vahjayjay get wet? that's ok, cuz mine did too :)

hey, hey, hey! don't laugh. they have feelings too...

ROAD TRIP!

2009-12-01T18:29:00.003+01:00